Supply

420 1/1 Satorials crafted by our amazing anon artist, remember he has not slept or eaten for weeks...some go as far as to say that he even lost his girlfriend to these little miners. And no, he did not use a cheap GenArt algo to create them; just Blood, Sweat and Tears.

We think he may deserve a raise.

Wen

418 Satorials will be available for buying on Trio from Monday, 23rd December 2024 st 4.30 pm UTC. Why only 418? Well, the team likes Ross Ulbricht being pardoned soon so the Silk Road Satorial will be auctioned off separately and proceeds will be sent to him.  Four hundred and twenty minus four hundred and nineteen equals one you may say: yes, surprise surprise, that last one is special; up to you to find out why.  

Price

0.0042 Bitcoins. First come, first served. That feeling of scrolling through a collection looking for your favourite one hoping no one else snipes it before you...again! We considered AL, WL or a magic frog randomly selecting a bunch of people from CT for gated sales but you all know those always end up in the hands of frens and family so... Fair Launch, baby! Before you start asking "why not free?" muah muah! Well, we are getting paid for the work it has taken to put all this together. Simple as. If you don't agree, it is simple too, DO NOT BUY.

Wen Utility

How should we put this...Never! Like never ever, jamais, nunca,一度もない, mai. You get the gist, Satorials are purely a pixel art ordinals collection which we think is pretty damn cool on and by itself. It will never get you tokens or more ordinals, fanny packs or any sort of priority access to parties with a few thousand chads and one woman that was lost and got there by mistake. Buy what you like and make sure you would be happy with it even if it got rekt, that's what applies here. There will be a secondary market with no creator royalties, so at least, if they eventually get rekt, you could tax harvest without having to give us a cut.